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U.S fliers believe obese should buy second seat
Mon Apr 22, 2013
Okay - if an obese person should have to pay for two seats, then a skinny person should only have to pay for HALF of one. Think that will ever happen? Nah.
Researcher: Men in kilts swing free, have happier sperm
Mon Apr 22, 2013
Uh.....we wear underwear for a reason. It catches a lot of the nasty stuff that would otherwise make it onto our outer clothing or even the floor. Men tend to "dribble" after urination. Sexy, not.
Classmates of suspected bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev suggest 'brainwashing' by older brother
Sun Apr 21, 2013
WRONG. What we don't need now is anti-Muslim rhetoric like yours. I know people who are Muslims and they are good people. They aren't terrorists, nor do they support it. At times in history, people like you also blamed the Irish, Jews, Catholics, and others, for various problems, insisting that they …
'I love you, too': Cardinal Dolan says Catholic Church must embrace gays and lesbians
Sun Mar 31, 2013
'“Sexual love … is intended only for a man and woman in marriage, where children can come about naturally,” he said. Cardinal Dolan, the Catholic Church marries elderly couples who are incapable of having kids, and it marries couples who can't have kids because of health or medica …
Alaska congressman apologizes for using ethnic slur
Fri Mar 29, 2013
Two things: Comment after comment accuses this guy of making an RACIAL slur. He didn't. He made an ETHNIC slur. The term "wetback" refers to Mexicans entering the country illegally, by swimming across rivers, hence their backs are "wet". It has not one thing to do with "race". As an ethnic slur, it' …
Real people hurt by smoking star in graphic new ads
Thu Mar 28, 2013
"People hurt by smoking star in graphic new ads" To whoever wrote this headline: would a comma after "smoking" have been too much to ask for? I started to read the article, fully expecting it to be about a "smoking star" who hurt people in an ad, wondering why she hurt them.
Medieval knight's tomb found under parking lot
Thu Mar 14, 2013
Sad and amazing what Henry VIII and his cronies destroyed, when taking England away from the Catholic Church. Anglicans today appreciate and lament what was lost: stained glass windows, statues, rood screens, altars, sacred vessels, all smashed, destroyed, looted or sold. Beautiful ancient abbeys, f …
Baby dies after being shot five times as dad changes diaper
Tue Mar 12, 2013
Gun control in Chicago is working just fine. You just won't be reading stories about the many other people who COULD have been shot but weren't, thanks to it.
Hooters is chasing women — as customers
Fri Mar 8, 2013
They SHOULD, but will probably attract certain women as customers by opening establishments called "Gonads".
Obama State of the Union lands with a thud in Congress
Wed Feb 13, 2013
Actually, most of the Republicans fell asleep during his speech and slumped over in their chairs. That "thud" was the sound of their brains rolling out of their ears and hitting the floor.
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